You read that right. I’ve got a mail-ordered boyfriend. I’m not even pulling your leg…well, mostly. (“You’ve got to be pulling on my leg” – said in Gru’s voice from Despicable Me)
So you want the story, don’t you? Well, the first time we ‘met’ was in the movies. The Lego Movie to be precise. We didn’t get to talk though. But then, I saw this guy later at Barnes and Noble – perfect place to fall in love, no? But all we could do was gaze at each other and move on with our lives. Then…oh goody-goody. I was able to find him again, in the form of a mail-ordered boyfriend. He came the other week and it has been glorious ever since. He and I really are smitten. We like to hold hands a lot. He often says, “Let’s hold hands, Babe”.
Do you want to see us together? Sure you do!
:D Yes, that’s right. My mail-ordered boyfriend is Batman, specifically from the Lego Movie. Since Wildstyle has Emmet…well, Batman and I are now able to be together.
(I should also say, I do not watch the regular Batman movies, or read the comics, or really have much to do with any DC/Marvel stuff. Just this Batman)
So yes, we are quite happy. We even like to dress alike, if you can’t tell from the above photo, here’s a better one:
And though you can’t tell, this shirt actually has a real cape on the back. It’s pretty cool. :D
And now you know my current boyfriend. :)